See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem, though I feel like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, for like everybody else, I've got a dream! 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream! But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist.Ĭan't you see me on the stage, performing Mozart, Tickling the ivories 'till they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show tune medley. I'm malicious, mean, and scary, my sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest. Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream? Put him down! Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns, because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Not the nose, not the nose, not the nose! For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert much better than Flynn Rider. Well, a fake reputation is all a man has. You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation. And - and for a kid with nothing, I don't know. He could go anywhere that he wanted to go.

Actually he had enough money to do anything that he wanted to do. Not that he'd ever brag about it, of course. A book I used to read every night to all the younger kids, 'The Tales of Flynnagan Rider.' Swashbuckling rogue, richest man alive, not bad with the ladies, either. Yeah, well, I'll spare you the sob story of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert. But once it's cut, it turns brown and loses its power.Ī gift like that, it has to be protected. Mother says when I was a baby, people tried to cut it. How long has it been doing that, exactly? Are you freaking out? No, I'm just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses. And all she had to do was sing a special song.Īlright, you get the jitz. You see, instead of sharing the sun's magical gift, this woman, Mother Gothel, hoarded its healing power and used it to keep herself young for hundreds of years. She was running out of time and that's when people usually start to look for a miracle. And the queen, well she was about to have a baby. The kingdom was ruled by a beloved king and queen. Well, centuries past and hop skip and a boat ride away there grow a kingdom. Oh, you see that old woman over there? You might want to remember her. It had the ability to heal the sick and injured. And from this small drop of sunlight grew a magic golden flower. Now, once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens.

This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel and it starts with the sun. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn't even mine. Oh, come on! What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back? I get back my satchel and you get back a mother-daughter relationship based on mutual trust, and violà, we part ways as unlikely friends. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm letting you out of the deal. Would this break her heart and crush her soul? Of course. A little rebellion, a little adventure, that's good. Overprotective mother, forbidden road trip. Now, I'm only picking up bits and pieces here, of course. You know, I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here.

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